The funniest thing just occured right now. No more talking, just read our brief conversation:
[phone rings]
Me: "Hello?"
Her: "Chris?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Her: "Oh my gosh the rash is getting a lot worse and redder. I think I need a to see a dermatologist RIGHT now!"
Me: "Wait...wait.."
(At this point I was like 'FUCK! Don't tell me a bitch burned me')
Her: "Chris?"
Me: "I'm sorry, who are you trying to reach?"
Her: "Is this Chris?"
Me: "Miss, you got my name right but I think you have the number wrong"
Her: "What do you mean?"
Me: "My name's Chris but you dialed the wrong number"
Her: "This is 6923801401840094 (or something), right?"
Me: "Negative."
Her: "Do you know Marolyn?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Oh my god, i'm so sorry --" (she laughs and hangs up)
Is that some fucking shit or what??
[phone rings]
Me: "Hello?"
Her: "Chris?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Her: "Oh my gosh the rash is getting a lot worse and redder. I think I need a to see a dermatologist RIGHT now!"
Me: "Wait...wait.."
(At this point I was like 'FUCK! Don't tell me a bitch burned me')
Her: "Chris?"
Me: "I'm sorry, who are you trying to reach?"
Her: "Is this Chris?"
Me: "Miss, you got my name right but I think you have the number wrong"
Her: "What do you mean?"
Me: "My name's Chris but you dialed the wrong number"
Her: "This is 6923801401840094 (or something), right?"
Me: "Negative."
Her: "Do you know Marolyn?"
Me: "No."
Her: "Oh my god, i'm so sorry --" (she laughs and hangs up)
Is that some fucking shit or what??