Christians, if you are feeling evil homosexual thoughts, this is how to cure...

[jamesbond]

...yourself...? Get three long metal rods, then stick each one into a different hole in a plug socket. Stick the rods in your eyes, and flick the switch!
The world is now a better place with less evilness and depravity. Even if you don't get such sinful thoughts, do this anyway! It prevents them too. And I know that deep down, you all have them.

(Not sure if this would work in America, god's chosen country)

To cure yourself in America, buy a gun, ready it to fire, put it up your anus, as that's where the sin happens, and pull the trigger. Please.

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no if u wanna cure urself watch this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNBw9yJkxJ8