Liberals, have you booked your flights for your Chicago vacation yet?

[PiedHusseinPiper]

I hear they have excellent hotels on the south side.

They have corruption tours of the city offices.

They give free tours of the gun free zones and even throw in a flak vest for free.

I know you'll enjoy your visit to a liberal utopia like Chicago.
Sadcat - I spent one of the worst years of my life in Chicago.

[smsmith500]

You note that Chicago is obama's home town and I doubt he has been back there twice since the first election.

[Sadcat]

I'm thinking you've probably never been there. It is worth a trip, and I've been there many times. Beats the crap out of most conservative cities. Oh, wait, there are no conservative cities.

I recommend the Art Institute. Ever been there? Wrigley Field is also a great place. Then there's the shopping--it's fantastic. Oh, and don't forget the incredible pizza and other food.

In fact, I may just book a flight right now. It's one of the country's great cities.

EDIT: If you hated it there, that had more to do with you than it did with the city itself. Obviously lots of people love it there.

[Alan]

When I saw this question I laughed my fing @ss off

[JohnnyK]

Is it given in an armored car?

[RICO]

Conservatives, have you booked your vacation to your Promised Land Somalia yet?

Small government. Less regulation. Unlimited gun ownership. Why just visit?

[TristeFigura]

It's like a safari to a dangerous, third world country.

[ChewyIvan2]

No. I'd rather drive to Chicago than fly.

[MikeClarkson]

The projects are pretty nice down there, actually. Provided you don't walk on the streets after 4pm~. Oh and don't provoke (or make eye contact)the gangers, that will get you killed.

[MeNeFrego]

Go to Juarez, Mexico...its safer.