How do I become a lesbian?

[Johnny]

Ok, so I heard there are like a lot of books on how to become a lesbian. Where do i get those??? Like in Barnes and Noble??? I need to know because i think i'll get more attention if iam lesbian.

[Dick]

you have two options;
1; munch on a box or
2; lick the carpet

[NoMe]

1) you do not BECOME a lesbian, one is a lesbian

2) men cannot be lesbians, women are lesbians

[Eve]

This is so offensive... I hope you are a troll. You can't BECOME gay, youre born gay. Also, your username is Johnney, which is a boy name, so how would you become a lesbian?