Creative people I need your help. Need a funny way to say coffee burnt your tongue.?

[Fred]

Finish this sentence in a funny way. "You take a sip of your coffee only to..."

An example is "You take a sip of your coffee only to find your coffee to be 3000 degrees. But that sounds too lame. Thanks

[Corrie]

Find you cant feel your burnt tongue. Find all your taste buds have melted away.

[punkywoman1972]

You take a sip of your coffee only to...

find that your tongue was set on fire by Juan Valdez.

[Omer]

You take a sip of your coffee only to feel the scorch of a thousand suns blaze inside your mouth with the bitter liquid intensity of a solar flare

[charle]

Only to have the gates of Hades open and unleash a scorching river of molten lava across your taste buds.

[Unregistered]

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