Creative people I need your help. Need a funny way to say coffee burnt your tongue.?

• Feb 4, 2013

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Fred

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Finish this sentence in a funny way. "You take a sip of your coffee only to..."
An example is "You take a sip of your coffee only to find your coffee to be 3000 degrees. But that sounds too lame. Thanks

 

• Apr 22, 2013

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Corrie

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Find you cant feel your burnt tongue. Find all your taste buds have melted away.

 

• May 3, 2013

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punkywoman1972

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You take a sip of your coffee only to...

find that your tongue was set on fire by Juan Valdez.

 

• May 12, 2013

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Omer

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You take a sip of your coffee only to feel the scorch of a thousand suns blaze inside your mouth with the bitter liquid intensity of a solar flare

 

• May 30, 2013

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charle

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Only to have the gates of Hades open and unleash a scorching river of molten lava across your taste buds.

 

• Sep 12, 2013

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