Can you tell Turkey from Turkey ?

Can you tell Grease from Greece ?

Do Turks eat Turkey in Turkey ?

Can you Gobble a Wattle ?

Are ALL Americans as depressingly stupid as the average tree ? Does it worry you that this nation has over 5,000 nuclear weapons ?
Should they teach basic cookery in their schools as opposed to Xenophobic fantasies about hostile foreigners and McHistory ?

Or ,perhaps , Geography ?
Should Hilary Clintons current hairdresser be shot for making her look like a bedraggled Hobbit ? Does Bill take the cigar out of his mouth to eat Turkey ?

Gobble - gobble - gobble - gobble - gobble ! ! ! !