Can you tell Turkey from Turkey ?
Can you tell Grease from Greece ?
Do Turks eat Turkey in Turkey ?
Can you Gobble a Wattle ?
Are ALL Americans as depressingly stupid as the average tree ? Does it worry you that this nation has over 5,000 nuclear weapons ?
Should they teach basic cookery in their schools as opposed to Xenophobic fantasies about hostile foreigners and McHistory ?
Or ,perhaps , Geography ?
Should Hilary Clintons current hairdresser be shot for making her look like a bedraggled Hobbit ? Does Bill take the cigar out of his mouth to eat Turkey ?
Gobble - gobble - gobble - gobble - gobble ! ! ! !
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