What animal to have sex with?

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I live on a farm and my wife is terrible. I live in the uk and all the women are fat and ugly so I have turned to animals. Which one will be the best:

sheep, horse, dog, or goat?

horse is prob to tall for me to get to, sheep or the goat would be best. what do you reccommend?
 
I wonder if the opening post matches that retarded watcher guy's IP?
 
chicken might be to small. large geese may work. seen some down by the lake
 
gotta love a website that allows a topic as of this. good job mods your parents and boyfriends must be proud
 
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