Nicklas Bendtner: The name to remember from day six of Euro 2012

By Nicklas Bendtner

I will keep this short since you should already know my name better than your own.

I scored two goals and Cristiano Ronaldo scored none goals. Therefore I am better than Ronaldo. And since Lionel Messi isn't even in this tournament, that makes me the*undisputed (your vote doesn't count) Best Player in the World. The end. I'm welcome.

Now here are some facts about me that I have decided are true:

-I have revolutionized advertising using just my underpants.

-I enjoy all humor phrases people make about me because they are about me.

-I have never read anything about you, yet you are reading about me right now. That makes me better than you. Undisputedly.

-I am the Highlander.

-I know what "undisputed" means.

-My Bendtner Bucks will replace the euro.

-All of your pizza belongs to me.

-I will ignore all words that come after this one. This two. Whatever.

Previous names to remember: Alan Dzagoev,*Michael Krohn-Dehli,*Nikica Jelavic,*Andriy Shevchenko, Theo Gebre Selassie