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I was standing at a bus stop on O'Connell street. There were two girls beside me talking in Irish to each other. Next thing you know, two local dubliners walk by and hear the two girls talking. One of the dubliners looks at the two girls and says -

"Hey f**k off back to yer own country"

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My brother was in Mulligans pub on Poolbeg street having a pint at the bar when a yank came up and said to the barman 'Excuse me sir, where is your bathroom?' So the barman gave him directions and off went the yank. A few minutes later the yank returns and says to the barman 'Excuse me sir, there's no lock on the door'. The barman replied without looking up from the pint of Guinness he was pulling 'As long as I've been here, no-one ever tried to rob a shite.'