does your dog keep a diary?

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY

8:00 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 pm OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
6:00 pm OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 pm OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MY PEOPLES BED! MY FAVORITE!