TRAMP-is my answer too long? listen
my ex in the phills-ultra hottie sexy---anyhoo i said k honey time to go pay the elect bill
so i gave her the cash and she changes from her comfortable loose shorts and loose white t shirt
anyhoo2-changes into some tight jeans (omg) and a shirt with an ice cream cone on it and "taste me"
written across the top---i said WHOOOOOOOOOOOA GINGA!!!!
she blushed and put the t shirt back on
wondering when i got back to america i was feeling guilty and not so sure
i asked my coworker what she thought of the shirt and whether i was being paranoid (old bag)

next thing i know im in front of the boss for sexual harassment!!! for just describing that shirt
moral
its obvious