Poll: What would you tell your future murderer?

[rockylad_75]

Dear murderer,

you can never get away with this! I'm an innocent person and you would end my life this way! May you suffer in prison! I cannot forgive you for this!

[SetsunaisnowLelouch]

"I love grape drank"

[Nick]

"I'd prefer if you didn't murder me."

[bluemoodminblack]

hurry up and get it over with

and btw 'rot in heII'

[KennedyMuro]

I forgive you mr murderer

see? that was easy

[Chiddy2theBang]

penis + penis = a no no

[motlovesstuffandsucht]

Dear murderer,

Thanks for saving me the trouble, life was getting a little drab. Please leave my body near a tree or forest and please wrap me in a bag so bugs don't eat out my eyes. Sincerely your victim.

[Uchiha]

Make it bloody.

[mildred]

*singing* first i was afraid, i was petrified.... but I WILL SURVIVE!!!"

[PartyMartyGraw]

Make it quick.