You are with that someone special at last, having sex, but you suddenly need to

[MarkC]

chit, and NOW!? All that star bucks and stuffed cabbage on the date suddenly wants out! And you are just about to come like a tsunami! It is a delima I had never experienced before in my 66 years of packing that pork. What to do? Pull out and sprint to the pot and download this sewage? Then trot back to this 18 year old chili pepper and try to get the old veteran to stand at attention, or just place my hand over her mouth, and drop the flood gates at both ends! come to think of it, coming and chitting at the very same time might be a new hot thrilling sensation!!!! well family, I really need your advice.

[EDWARDD]

Depends if you want to ever see her again.

[Amon271]

take a shit on her chest

[amz]

Cleveland Steamroller.

[B0uncingMoonman@aolecom]

At your age I should let the chit hit the fan. You might never get another stiffy.

[Amon271]

take a shit on her chest

[KylaLane]

all i can say is....WTF.