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10-14-2011, 04:05 AM #1Junior Member
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My fortune cookie prophecy has a higher success rate than your bible prophecy?
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10-15-2011, 04:03 AM #2Senior Member
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I opened a Fortune Cookie once and the message inside said: "Help, I'm being held hostage in a Chinese Fortune Cookie factory."
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10-16-2011, 04:02 AM #3Junior Member
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I've yet to open one that promises eternal torture, either.
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10-17-2011, 04:05 AM #4Junior Member
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Stop sniffing glue rebel !!
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10-18-2011, 04:04 AM #5Junior Member
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Rebel Against Foolishness
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10-18-2011, 04:05 AM #6Member
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I prefer Japanese food....
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10-18-2011, 08:45 PM #7Member
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I had a fortune cookie that said "You will eat mushu cereal for breakfest"
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10-20-2011, 04:04 AM #8Junior Member
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You lie! You are an apastaist. Only pasta can foretell the future, as is prophisied by the FSM. Chinese noodles are frauds. May you be touched by his noodly appendages and see the true light of pastafarianism.
Ra-men
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10-22-2011, 04:03 AM #9Junior Member
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no true because i followed the Bible and got to see everyone of my dreams come to pass- can your fortune cookie do that
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10-23-2011, 04:02 AM #10Senior Member
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AAAAAWWWWW LAAAAWWWDDD!!!!
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