Did you know lesbians don't exist?

[TheUltimateHero]

Women say things like "I'm straight, but i find the female body more aesthetically pleasing" and so on. She will claim to be straight but then check out girls like its the most normal thing. The truth is, women only desire to be labeled as being tolerant of gay people because she thinks that gets her far in society.

But lesbians aren't a reality, they are a myth. If a girl says she's a lesbian or bisexual, what she means is she likes getting extra attention when she makes out with a female. Also, even if they did, you cannot have actual sex without a man, because toys don't count.

That makes all women lesbians AND no women lesbians. Crazy, isn't it?

[JamieLynnRusso]

so, all women are not lesbians? Boy have the guys on gender studies been lying lol

[EndoftimeBegin]

yes, but leprechauns do. did you know that?

[Jack]

man logic

[lacrosse]

I see your friends are named Mary, Wawn, and Uh.

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[BenLong]

but did you know that dr pepper now only has 150 calories?