What's your fave quote/sayings/cliche/joke out of this............?

[Aphrodite]

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Son: daddy how did I came into this world?
Father: listen carefully....
ur mom and i met on a cyber cafe in the restroom
in the restroom ur daddy puts a big USB on ur mom,
then we only found out later that we didn't use firewall
so we ended up with a virus....
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Is it hot in here or is it just me?
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Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating a bowl of stew
along came a spider
sat down beside her
Guess what?
She ate him up too!

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Friends....
u and i r friends
u laugh, i laugh
u cry, i cry
u jump off da bridge, i'm gonna miss ur dumbasssss

[dawg111]

1rd

[BrerBuffalo]

4th

[PrincessofNarnia]

1 st one

[KimberleyC]

"You reap what you sew" also I love to call people SUCKER-FISH !
my joke
What kind of salad do honeymooners eat- lettuce alone (LOL)