are dolphins attracted to humans sexually? lol i just want to know.?

ok so a friend and i,we're both 24 turning 25 soon and we've never been laid. Even in college,no one wanted to hang out with us. I haven't taken a bath since 1997 and i'm pretty sure it has been a long time comming for him too. We took physics in college hoping to make a couple of robots but we failed and now we're contemplating on whether or not dolphins are the ones. Everytime i see them in a magazine with a couple of females (humans) they look happy....are they happy with human males like us too?