What would be a good way to greet my husband comming from home from work?

[MonicaSmith]

No, not naked and no sex

Thanks(;

[LaVieBoheme]

"hey babe..how was your day"?

[Pidge]

Damn, naked was going to be my answer. Well, say hello to him then :/

[BRAE]

well i guess you could be in a really good mood and pamper him, ask him how his day was and cater to him. im sure he will appreciate that.

[stupendous]

Why not naked?

[bonn]

Whats wrong with being in the nude or using sex? He would absolutely love it. Have a relaxing bath ready with some wine & soft music then give him a massage. You could greet him at the door dressed really sexy or with drinks. Use your imagination to think of the things that he really likes & do that.

[Darcy]

What about....... 'Hi How was your day?"

Not sure what you're lookin' for here......

[Amy]

In a brand new lingerie outfit and high heels with a meal that you just cooked that you know he loves!

[DreHouse]

Not naked and no sex?
Well if you're not willing to do that, then nothing else really matters. Sorry, it doesn't.
The best I got is don't be home.
Order a pizza, leave cold beer in the fridge, and leave.

"Have your bed set up to give him a massage. Then he can take a shower and relax and eat the dinner you have warming in the oven."
Yeah, that's what he wants.
He wants to be treated like a gay man by his wife.
That makes us feel great.

Maybe I'll rent one of those big ass cakes and hire a stripper to jump out of it and pour whiskey all over my wife from a bottle between her GG tits when she gets home.

"Any man would just b happy to see his wife excited to see him when he gets home."
I'm with ya, but she doesn't want to have sex with him so how much of an illusion of "excitement to see him" do you think she can pull off?
/damn-it, he made it home alive again. Another day with no life insurance.

[JackBrown]

Face it, naked with a beer in one hand and the tv remote in the other.