I don't know if this is something you want, but for me, out of ALL the different, random, crazy, etc. greetings that I have received, my favorite greeting from a guy over text is:
"Hi! [Insert whatever he wants to say]"
So much better than anything fancy or cheesy. It doesn't seems like he tries too hard. It's simple and sweet. Also, it makes him seem like a normal guy who isn't after me for sex (even if he is...).
Aside from that, I suppose my next favorite one is:
"Thank-you for your help today. At this rate, it seems like I'll be owing you more than just a unicorn and a chipmunk. I'll add a horse to that list. Happy birthday, by the way!"
hahah obviously if your asking for help on here! ahahhaa means your dick is wet anytime you look for help on here. obviously pussy wants to put a ring on it lol. be a man figure it out yourself if you have to think and try to much obviously shes too good for you just give me her # ill scoop her up fuckk her. and take her back home well fed too. Your probbaly a sucka and a virgin if your on here asking for help from other females and deperate cats.