What is wrong with your mind? This is one of the most disgusting posts I have had the misfortune to witness. You may think you are comedic, or witty, but you are simply sick..really really sick. Ugh. God have mercy on your perverted soul.
Me thinks you lack a few brains--no, more than a few. I pity you.
How about the body that was beaten and hung on the cross out of love for you? How about the head that was pierced with a crown of thorns for you? How about the side that had a sword thurst in it for you? How about the hands and feet that had nails driven in them for you?
How about God, who gave Himself for you. Think about these things please.