what do you think of my prototype? (pic included)?

Well, as you all know, I had this revelation last week about how neat it would be to make a new state of the art smartphone that had eating utensils sticking out of it. Well, I did have a few trial and error runs, I did learn that it's not so "smart" to put a smart phone through the dishwasher. I decided that if this project is going to fly, I would have to be a Martyr and be the one to pay a few bucks on buying phone after phone and destroying them in one way or another. Well, I think I have worked out the kinks, and I am proud to share with you my prototype. here is the link:http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn299/christykrab/january08082.jpgDo you all think that if I put this on the market that it would fly? I did hear rumors that the next smartphone would include these features, so I really have to move fast before someone else beats me to the punch. No hatemongering please, I will not be intimdated. Y'all just jealous that you didn't think it up first.I ask this question in the V&V section because my dreadlocks are weighing down my head and I couldn't figure out where else to put this question. morons fi: a cattle prod... hmmmmm.... I like the way you think! well, you know how the smartphone biz goes, there will be a new latest greatest thing next week, maybe the cattle prod or a taser will be the next big thing.Oh, Happy Easter to all of you meat-eating monstersOk, maybe I should rethink where the fork should be located. I got a phone call this morning and wow... do any of the know what it's like to get forked in the ear? not pleasant

You're funny.

thats funny, think you should get busy making more, maybe get a factory going, they are going to be in high demand!!!!!

Ironic and funny. I've seen sweeping changes to the dining experience occur over the past ten years

Your insane... but the funny kind of entertaining insane... I love it... pure genius... make sure you get that patented so you can live of the royalties. LOL your hilarious

Oh my god! Lol, you are gonna be one rich troll!

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WHERE CAN I BUY ONE????????????????????????/

Absolutely awesome. The only thing I would add is a slotted spoon, you know in case you have to sift through some turds on the go. However I did hear that Ashly is thinking about it too, lets hope she doesn't beat you to it! But defiantly I would buy this. Add the slotted spoon and I think you'll be pretty much on your way to being the greatest inventer of the century.Good luck!