okay so, long story short, I got out of the shower and took my phone off the dryer and put it on the sink. and even the littlest amount of water upsets it. I left it in rice for about 24 hours, and this morning, *without* my sim card, tried it. it worked perfectly.
I put my sim card back in, restarted the phone, and then it started working like crap again.
my keyboard won't work, or ANY of the buttons on my phone, but they do without my sim card.
what do I do?

(because we all know that the original razr's will end up driving a person insane after awhile.)