You might be a "high tech redneck" if....- your email address ends in "over.yonder.com"- you connect to the WWW via "Down Home Page"- your bumper sticker says "My other computer is a laptop"- your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith & Wesson"- you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cell phone - your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT"- your computer is worth more than all your cars combined - your wife said "either I go or the computer goes"...and you still don't miss her - you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer - you refer to your computer as "that good ol' gal"- your screen saver is an image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal - you start all your emails with "Howdy, y'all"- your spell-checker knows words like "Reckon", "Yonder", and "Y'all"- your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPU's - your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5" hard drive - your computer beep is (insert farm animal sound here) - your active newsgroup list includes alt.animal.husbandry - hay has been found inside your laptop carrying case - you have caught yourself coaxing a slow speed machine with cluck sounds, kiss sounds or giddyup - your netscape bookmark list includes EquiVet, net-vet or the OSU agriculture page
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