Is bacon a holy food in any religion?

[DR V]

Yes it is!The Book of Mick: Bacon1In the Temple of Mick in Rome, Mick appeared to the priests there as they sacrificed swine to him upon the altar.2”You will take this pig, and you will make of it some bacon. I am pleased with this offering. From this day forward, bacon shall be a Holy Food.”And the priests made the bacon, and they ate it, and it was delicious. They praised Mick for this gift.

[DrFaridehS]

i was going say eat mor chikin but this is good too

[Downriver Dave]

Mine

[doz]

All hail Mick!

[dove]

Many say as the Bible states that it is badBut many tend to forget that Jesus stated that it is not what goes into the body that can condemnn it....but what comes out of the mouth that will condem your soul

[drstrangelove]

Thanks be to the Great Mick. Love bacon.

[DrDoom]

Don't ya just love a good bacon and banana sandwich?lmao.All hail the Mick.

[DP~Pitbull]

Southern Baptist, especially in Arkansas parishes.

[Dovienya]

In the religion of ME, it is worshipped every Saturday morning between two pieces of toast, with a fried egg on top....

[DP~Pitbull]

Will your Popess be dethroned if she only eats vegetarian bacon? I want to follow the ways of Mickism but... it's not always easy. Maybe I can pray to regain my taste for pork products.