What is the weirdest message you have received from a contact or another user?

[Jo_Diva]

Like something that made you go 'HUH?' or 'What!?'I received one a couple of months ago from someone who threatened to report me on grounds that i had 'stolen' some of the 'ideas' from his answer, which would otherwise have earned him the Best Answer, instead of me. Strange... i wasn't aware that it was mandatory to read through all the previous answerers' contribution before we can answer a question...What's been your experience? Hopefully it's more of comic relief, rather than from some psycho stalker!Hawhawhaw...you guys are a riot! The answers sure put a big *Smile* on my face :-D

[jsm1309]

some girl emailed me and said I'm not a lezbo but you're super sexy.. can i lick your ear?

[JR]

"You Got A Gf?"I Said "Yes, She's 400 Lbs And In A Wheel Chair!"Haha LoL

[jst a 13 yr old girl]

i got a yahoo messenger message that just said, "Your so pretty" it's weird because my avatar pic isn't even me. IT"S NATALIE PORTMAN!

[JTB]

"oh who girl you are a bad azz whooo I like that!"I was like Whaat now? oO Who the heck are you?!

[JTKG]

Yesterday I had a mail from a man...'Hi Miss Smith..meet Mr Smith'...I was a little freaked out....

[jtaber79]

I received a message from that Helga Bones awhile back as did other people.

[js2_26]

Well I have two. 1) One guy threatened to kill my unborn child with their unbilical cord and then smile while they suffocated... BLOCKED HIM BIG TIME!! 2) Had a guy ask me for nude pictures of me, because he heard around the block (verbatum) that I did that sort of thing... LOL He was badly mistaken.....

[jpoey]

Uh, a girl blocked me, unknowingly to me, from her page, and then sends a message weeks later to start chatting. I didn't know what the ffffck was going on, or what i did. Apparently it's up to anyone to block anyone at will for whatever whim.

[jshleejsh]

Yea...it read..."So, you want to have a threesome"?