How do you greet someone?

[JamesK]

Hello? Hi? Hey? How are you? What's up?

any funny greetings?

[Devils'sAdvocate]

I just said "Hey." to guy that walked past my desk. He stopped and told me I was the only desk asst. who ever speaks.
Roll Tide.

[RandyP]

Usually "hey" to friends. "How are you" to more distant acquaintances. "Morning" to random strangers in the neighborhood, assuming it is actually morning.

[Jim]

The man nod

[Hermione]

sup

[tMoonGoddessErint]

Good day, good sir (or ma'am)!

[Catty™]

I tweak their nipples and run away giggling.

I'm immature.

- Meow