Funny "cow" ransom note/ joke??? "do this or cow gets well done" something like

amanda

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Funny "cow" ransom note/ joke??? "do this or cow gets well done" something like

that?? 10 points!!!? So I need a funny saying to the effect of do this or if this dont happen something bad with happen to the "cow"...

I am a telimarketer that sells milk in glass bottles and other things but the main thing is the milk, well they are going to door to door sales and dropping the calling (we are soooo glad!) and so we want to make our ex supervisor a funny card with a cow getting hung, fried, half burried were the legs only stick out...ect and a funny "death to cow" or threat to the cow joke/saying on it.

All I can think of is somethin to do with do this or he (the cow) is hamberger or gets well done...

Anyone think of any funny saying/joke/ransom involving a cow??
involving the cow, milk, dairy, or even cow+telimarketing... but is has to be a negitive thing twords the cow... (we are glad we arent calling on this project we all hated the owner of the company...)
 
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