How can I get my dogs to stop gossiping about me?

[PraisetheLord]

Sometimes when I see them together I swear, they are talking crap about me.

[RawrIhtsCarrie]

yhu have problems. really, get a life.

[LEE]

I KNOW WHAT U MEAN!!
they get all quiet when u go into the room!!
Well its scary, they could be plotting murder against you!
BE AFRAID.

or they might just be barking?

Sheeesh. People these days.

[Fyerfaux]

wow thats dumb. if your going to be a troll then at least try to be good at it. and i bet your dogs do talk sh-t about you

[Smartiee]

Honest answer:

Do what you would do if your friends gossip about you.
Call their cell and yell at them.

CONFRONT THOSE BIITCHES! :O

[DeeDawg]

blackmail them. tell them if they don't stop it, you'll tell everyone about the times they've peed on the floor.

ROTFL!!

[beachwaves]

Dude, you are weird.

[deborah]

Go to a doctor. Get some meds- for you, not the dogs...