What's wrong with society when carjackers can't even work a stick shift and third pedal. Do they want the world just handed to them</em>? It's true. Two teenaged carjackers from Georgia fulfilled their charter, jacking a guy's car outside a pizzeria. But when one of them jumped behind the wheel and saw that strange, floppy stick and the alien footrest to the left of the brake, they were flummoxed. After several moments of adrenaline-fueled bafflement, the teens hit the bricks and were later captured. Something must be done about this trend of lawlessness. Bob Bondaurant, call the front desk. &ndash; Mike Spinelli
Carjackers Can't Swipe Stick Shift [NBC 11 News via Fark]
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