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    While I was in church, I held my urine for too long and started peeing

    blood...was that the blood of Christ? Should I call my pastor or the hospital?

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    Oh that's got to be a sin

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    No it was yours. If it is not a normal discharge of blood call go to a hospital.

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    If you're a girl, you got your period .

    If you're a boy... get some help .

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    Don't mock the blood of Jesus. Go see a doctor, you may have bladder or kidney problems.

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    That urine reeks of failure.

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    XD

    That was so awesomely humorous...

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    You're just becoming a woman, sweetie.

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    You have no future as a comedian.....in the department of respect, you ain't found the meaning of respect yet...........

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    Call your mommie. I don't think you're allowed to play on the computer, sweetie.


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