How do you like my Hey there delilah parody?

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Hey there delilah,Im feeling pretty sad.So suicide seems right,And I hear its a new fad,Among teens.I hope I dont bleed on my jeans.Now that would suck.Hey there delilah,Ive thought about it a lot,And suicide is wrong,But what do you think of pot?I hear its cool.It gets you high,and then you drool.Spit is cool.Oh, Its what you do to me,Oh, Its what you do to me.Oh, Its what you do to me,Oh, Its what you do to me.Hey there delilah,Pots a fire hazard,But I read on the internet,That cutting yourself,Is the new thing to do.You want to be hip, well dont you?All the way through.Hey there delilah,I guess cutting hurts,But a kid by the dollar store,Told me the new thing is short skirts.I bet its true.Oh, Its what you do to me,Oh, Its what you do to me.Oh, Its what you do to me,Oh, Its what you do to me.What you do to me.So I'm back from rehab,To tell you the truth,It wasnt so bad,Reminded me of my youth,Me and paris pwned at monopoly!What did you do when I was gone?You know your restraining order,Got withdrawn?Now im aloud to come over!YAY!Did they find my stash under the rug?Make sure they didnt take my sleeping drug!The ground outside your window is hard!Hey there delilah,Wanna bail me out of jail,They think that I'm a stalker,But they dont realise,That we're best friends.Oh come on its only ten... thousand dollarsOh, Its what you do to me,Oh, Its what you do to me.Oh, Its what you do to me,Oh, Its what you do to me.

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nice!~