Any funny "How To" ideas?

[Eyishie]

Hit me with your best shot. For my speech class we have to do how to speeches and I thought it would be brilliant if I could have a funny one. I got this idea from one of my older friends who took this class before and did: How to kill a Vampire.... All of the other kids in my class had boring ones like how to cook BLA BLA BLA and so on.... so ideas?

[ieatwatermelons]

How to survive a zombie attack

How to procrastinate

i remember theres even a facebook page about 100 ways to annoy voldemort ahahah

[AurelneT]

How to act like a mermaid. Or, think of something that your teacher would like, but It HAS to be realistic, otherwise it wont make any sense. I did one about How to teach yourself drama, and I did act some funny things out to show it, so yea. GOOD LUCK!