What's your voicemail greeting?

Mine:
Hi sorry i missed your call.Either i hate you or im not in the mood to talk.So leave a brief message.Im serious.Don't make it long.Also if your only trying to sell something no thank you and good bye forever.

You can hear me laughing just for a Second at the beginning of my message. Nate(friend of mine) decided it was funny to make out with my car window once I started recording.

My Recording: "huhuhauh(<<supposed to be me quietly laughing), hey you've reached K...s cell, leave a message and I'll call you back."

I just left it the way it was.

my 3 year old little sister saying "everythings gonna be alright"