I'm looking for funny and creative ways to greet new people...?

[dodge]

So memorable funny ways to greet new people.
As in like something original that shows your funny side.,
Something I like to do is:
"Hi I'm Dodge, do you like star wars?"
Person 1: Hi, and Yes.
"Hi I'm Dodge do you like Star Wars?"
Person 2: Hey, and yes I do. Haha
"Hi I'm Dodge, do you like... Bananas?"
Person 3: Hahaha.

It gets people laughing and I'm remembered in a positive way.
Something one of my friends did when I first met him was

"Hi what's your name?"
Me: I'm dodge.
"I'm Clayton" And then he lightly whacked me on the head. Haha. Then did the exact same thing to my friend. It was funny, and he's really awesome it let me know kind of what he was like off the bat and that's what I'm looking for....
I now need some new material, and I'm not so bold as to whack someone on the head, haha. So can you be creative and perhaps think of a few scenarios for me?
Thanks!!! =D

[Doethineb]

"Hi I'm Dodge, Not from Dodge City, though -- I'm from......!"

"Hi I'm Dodge, as in Artful Dodger. Who the Dickens are you?"