Any yo mamma jokes?

• Jul 21, 2007

• #1

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smileygirl1331

Guest

Any yo mamma jokes?

 

• Jul 21, 2007

• #2

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son

Guest

yo momma is so crosseyed that when she cries the tears runs down the middle of her back

 

• Jul 21, 2007

• #3

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flossintru

Guest

yo mamma so greedy she ate the food stamps

 

• Jul 21, 2007

• #4

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sleepplees

Guest

yo mama so fat that she cant see her foot

 

• Jul 21, 2007

• #5

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DBK

Guest

Yo momma so fat, she wore a Guess shirt, I said about 750.

 

• Jul 21, 2007

• #6

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thephoneguy1234

Guest

yo mamas is like a doorknob, everyone has had a turn

 

• Jul 21, 2007

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only1manman

Guest

yo mama so black she can swim through tar and leave a streak. yo mama so fat she broke her leg an bled gravey. yo mama so old she use to babysit jesus. yo mama so dumb i told her it was chilly outside an she ran in the house an got a bowl!!!! I AM THE KING OF YO MAMA JOKES!!!!!!!

 

• Jul 22, 2007

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PolarGirl8

Guest

Yo mamma is so stupid she went to Y! Answers to find some Yo Mamma jokes!Oh, now that is a burn!

 

• Jul 22, 2007

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sthurb

Guest

Yo mama sooooo Fat.....the Doctor told her she has a flesh-eating disease, and should live another 52 years.

 

• Jul 23, 2007

• #10

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dyeers_128

Guest

yo mama so fat that when she was in grade school, she sat next to EVERYBODY

 

• Aug 11, 2007

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moneyballs2

Guest

yo momma is so fat it takes 3 busses, 2 trains and half a miles walk to get to her good side.

 

• Aug 12, 2007

• #12

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sxymovalmami

Guest

yo momma is like a brick, shes always getting laid by mexicans!!!!!yo momma's hair is so short she has to roll it w/ rice!!!!

 

• Aug 12, 2007

• #13

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chris B

Guest

yo momma sooo fat she sweats butter and syrup she got a job at Denny's buttering the pancakes.

 

• Aug 12, 2007

• #14

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kimsters

Guest

yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and made change. yo momma so fat she gots her own zip code. yo momma so fat the scientists thought she was a new planet in the milky way

 

• Aug 12, 2007

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noeliamejia2004

Guest

yo mamma is so stupid she past by the ymca and said oh look they spelled macys wrong

 

• Aug 12, 2007

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Jawz

Guest

yo mamma's so fat when she steps on the scale it reads one at a time please.yo mamma's so fat when she lays on the beach people run around yelling "FREE WILLY".Yo mamma's so fat when people wanna shake her hand the have to ask 4 directions.Yo mamma's so stupidshe took a spoon to the superbowl.Yo mamma's so stupid she watches the three stooges and takes notes.Yo mamma's so stupid she sold the car 4 gas money.Yo mamma's so stupid she thinks a quarderback is a refund.