My ghetto neighbor Shaydunkins is refusing to move her Chrysler 300 in...

[SgteKendra]

...front of my 1,000,000 dollar mansion? What should I do? Okay, so here's the story, we have a couple of new ghetto black neighbors. They told us about winning something, I believe it was the welfare lottery jackpot or something of that nature. But anyways, all they do is leave chicken wings all over the sidewalk, play loud rap music at night, and have this weird strange clapping sound before 5 am. I think it's a booty clapping alarm they do to wake their 90 kids. But anyways, what really tipped me off my nerve was having their dirty dingy ghetto cars parked in front of my house! When I ask them politely to move, they call me racist !

Now I'm a innocent white woman, so I see no fair matter in this. Why is it okay for black people to be racist?

[usa]

thanx 4 da 2 pts.

[BlackSista]

Girl stop lying, we all know you don't have a house, only that trashy trailer.
Booty clapping alarm? Man trolling is getting terrible.

[IamTHATcate]

I didn't know they had million dollar mansions in the trailer park

[Simlplicimus]

I bet "uncle daddy" put you up to asking this question!

[Playto]

It's a public street. Get over it or buy them a new car. It always amazes me when some moron comes running out of their house and tries to get me or anyone to park in a different place because they are reserving the front of their own home for something. I'm never interested in anything they have to say. If you don't like the cars there, call up the local police department and see if they are actually violating any laws. If not, well sweetie, you are just out of luck.

All that aside, what can you possibly do?
1. Park your own car there.
2. Sneak out some night and set fire to their car.
3. Break glass into the street each morning after the street sweeper goes by.
4. Put sign up in front of your house, post them on the lawn or fence that say, "Parking for Whites Only. N*()&&*^'s Go Home!

[theclosetmonster]

LOLOLOL

these stories just keep getting better and better

in a funny way

Even though I love Black people these stories are hilarious.

Can you gimme ur email address? I wanna put all these stories together and make a book of it.

[lakeshiac]

Your white, suck a dick and maybe they'll move it!!

[cutsup]

could we please see a picture of your mansion?

[LuvaGurrl]

*welfare lottery jackpot*.........? Same story different day.