Checkmate, Atheists. I have the *ULTIMATE* list of facts that you can not possibly

MikeG1

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argue against? Here are some proven FACTS that completely OWN all Atheists 100%. I dare you try to prove me wrong!

Lets begin:

All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals.

-Atheists try to shift the burden of proof unfairly upon theists (ie, atheists make the wild and unprovable claim that God does not exist, and then unfairly expect us Christians to prove that He DOES exist)

-The Bible says atheism is wrong, and the Bible is always right (see: Genesis 1:1, Psalms 14:1, Psalms 19:1, Romans 1:19-20)

-Some famous atheists have shown they occasionally have doubts about their disbelief, which proves that all atheists really do believe in God. Of course, no Christian has ever doubted the existence of God.

-Everybody who has ever been in the army will tell you that there are no atheists in foxholes. That is, once they are in danger of death, the atheist will strip himself of his irrational disbelief in God, and come to admit he believed in God all along. Only liberal slimebags like MSNBC report otherwise.

-Communism, which is inherently evil, is founded by atheism, and all atheists are probably secret communists.

-Because we can think of the existence of God, God must obviously exists, and therefore atheists are illogical.

-Everything in the universe shows obvious and undeniable signs that it was created by a mind far superior to our own.

-a lot of mass murderers were atheists, and all atheists, having no morality to guide them, are only a bad day away from going on a genocide spree. There have no exactly zero cases on Christian mass murderers throughout all of history.

-No atheists contribute to charitable causes, and all Christians do. This is because of atheist's beliefs in Darwinism.

Atheism The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs."


-atheists don't believe in miracles, although many Christian philosophers disagree.


-atheism cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore God exists.


-Atheists have more mental and physical health problems than Christians. This is attributed to theists having something more to life for. Therefore, God exists.



-Friedrich Nietzsche went crazy and was an atheist, therefore atheism drove him insane (although there is an ongoing debate on the matter...)


-Countries with large numbers of atheists have higher suicide rates, therefore atheism makes you want to kill yourself. Of course they would take the easy way out, not realizing like normal people that God sends suicide cases to hell. Also, developed nations also tend to have higher rates of both atheism and suicide, so we must conclude that technology and wealth are evil.


-Sigmund Freud said religious belief was unhealthy, but many doctors think Freud is wrong, therefore atheism is evil.


-many famous atheists tell lies, therefore atheists are deceptive.

-Fewer people believe now as opposed to x number of years ago (usually around twenty) in evolution, therefore evolutionary theory is wrong and by proxy atheism is wrong, since it's the same thing.

-Non-Christians are more likely to believe in silly superstitions, like palm reading and astronomy (note: Non-Christian = atheist). Christians believe only in the cold, hard logical of the world around them.

-Some theologians say atheist is on the decline, therefore it is. However, this is no reason to lose caution of the atheist threat!


-There are a number of anti-atheist blogs (isn't that good to know? )

-There is a pro-atheist bias in the liberal controlled media, but as we know from stated above that atheism is on the decline, this hardly matters.


-Causes of atheism (I quote): moral depravity, rebellion, superficiality, error, state churches, poor relationship with father, division in religion, learned times, peace, and prosperity, negative experiences with theists, scientism.


-atheists question why evil exists since God is good, but don't ask why good exists if God isn't real.


-early scientists were Christian, therefore Christianity owns a monopoly on science and atheists are not allowed to say there is discrepancy between the beliefs in the two.


-Sir Francis Bacon said he'd rather belief in any silly old legend then believe that God doesn't exist


-Some Christian apologists have problems with the beliefs of Bertrand Russell



-Creation scientists tend to win creation-evolution debates


-Notable atheists have converted to Christianity. The reverse never happens.


Go ahead. Try and prove me wrong.
 
there's no way i'm gonna try and read all that. but right on by the looks of the heading. christians rule.
 
sweet!! i like those!! i'll use umm to argue in this evolution debate we're using!!

be careful though. we're supposed to show love, not insult people. if people notice your actions are different', their gonna see you Christ likeness and start wondering about it! ^_^
 
You must be this (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ank7HmidEU0JBJEUqmIEvTjty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20091202211712AAbVWxb&show=7#profile-info-R1Wgg2VHaa) guy, posting the same thing with another ID that lets you pretend to be an ignorant Christian.
 
Wall of text is hilarious!

"All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals."

We ARE animals.

Lots of arguments from authority here. Those are fallacies so we'll throw them out.

Well, that's all I care to do.
Thanks for the laugh!
 
Not to flame your thoughts on atheism, but I believe that you shouldn't desecrate a religion, like you do with SATANISM. Now I seem to recall multiple complaints about Anton LaVey in 1960(?) You fucking Christians burnt his house down. Fuck you Christians, you should not keep criticizing other's religions.
 
very interesting and great research!! here are two book titles to add to your list:

- The Fingerprints of God: Exciting Evidence that God Exists, Jesus Is Alive and
the Bible Can Be Trusted by Brad Cummings

- God The Evidence by Patrick Glynn
 
Ok, As soon as you prove the existence of the AotC, the Crown of Thorns, Jesus Christ and your God in general, I'll get right on that.
You let me know.
 
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