POLL: If You Were A Greeter At Wal-Mart, How Would You Greet The People That Came In?

• Sep 20, 2009

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LadyGaGa

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I'd probably say something like "Hi, welcome to Wal-Mart. Now take your sh!t and get the hell out."

 

• Sep 20, 2009

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Mike

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I'd have the wrestler Sid Vicious to powerbomb them!

 

• Sep 21, 2009

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wtfvioletm

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Probably the same thing you just said.

 

• Sep 22, 2009

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strawberry

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"Welcome to my world b i t c h e s"

 

• Sep 22, 2009

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MJisMyMan

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I'd whisper "B!tches", then say, "Welcome to Wal-Mart".

 

• Sep 22, 2009

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AdelitaEdge

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THis is a funny question! I would probably say "Hello, thank you for showing your courage and coming in" to certain type of person, and "Hello, Welcome Home" to another type of person. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about!!!!

 

• Sep 22, 2009

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mmdmm'mmmmmm

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Hi, welcome to Hell-Mart

 

• Sep 22, 2009

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PatR

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Put up a HUGE sign that says ONE HOUR CHRISTMAS SALE.

Let them wipe each other out.

 

• Sep 22, 2009

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KidCool

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"they pay me in malfunctioning electronics"

 

• Sep 22, 2009

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turner03122

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Hello, Welcome to the soon to be monopoly of the retail industry,....and smile while I'm doing..can't forget that.

 

• Sep 22, 2009

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sevenbucksdown

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Psst, wanna buy a Rolex?

 

• Sep 23, 2009

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Zeb1

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Hey dude, whats hanging! __()

 

• Sep 23, 2009

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GeorgeWeBushYaDIGG

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well not with lady gaga's face

 

• Sep 23, 2009

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Bella

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Oh yea I would SO have a Walter greeting too. "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get out." so funny.

 

• Sep 24, 2009

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RecitalVinylist

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I'd say! "Hello! How did my life amount to this?!"

or I'd say...

"Welcome to Wal-Mart! They only give me 30 hours a week, so..no health benefits. If you don't see me next time, it'll mean I had a minor health problem, and became homeless. Then I'll be sleeping in my car in the Wal-Mart parking lot! Enjoy your cheap shiht from China!"

 

• Sep 25, 2009

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help

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i'd say, "get the fuck out right now unless you got five twenties".

 

• Sep 25, 2009

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cstar

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Well...I would say exactly what you're supposed to say "Hello, Welcome to Wal-Mart." and give them a wave and a smile. I'm pretty sure what you want to say would get you fired.

 

• Sep 25, 2009

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Kojii

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Sarcastically.

 

• Sep 26, 2009

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Ray

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"hi!, welcome to wal-mart!" "hope you keep buyin from us or we'll shoot ya"

 

• Sep 26, 2009

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