POLL: If You Were A Greeter At Wal-Mart, How Would You Greet The People That Came In?

[sevenbucksdown]

Psst, wanna buy a Rolex?

[Zeb]

Hey dude, whats hanging! __()

[GeorgeWeBushYaDIGG]

well not with lady gaga's face

[Bella]

Oh yea I would SO have a Walter greeting too. "Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get out." so funny.

[RecitalVinylist]

I'd say! "Hello! How did my life amount to this?!"

or I'd say...

"Welcome to Wal-Mart! They only give me 30 hours a week, so..no health benefits. If you don't see me next time, it'll mean I had a minor health problem, and became homeless. Then I'll be sleeping in my car in the Wal-Mart parking lot! Enjoy your cheap shiht from China!"

[help]

i'd say, "get the fuck out right now unless you got five twenties".

[cstar]

Well...I would say exactly what you're supposed to say "Hello, Welcome to Wal-Mart." and give them a wave and a smile. I'm pretty sure what you want to say would get you fired.

[Kojii]

Sarcastically.

[Ray]

"hi!, welcome to wal-mart!" "hope you keep buyin from us or we'll shoot ya"

[monkeyseemonkeydo]

Would you like a happy face sticker? would you like a happy face sticker?would you like a happy face sticker? would you like a happy face sticker?