Most nonsensical jokes ever?

[Sepiano]

My brother and I are MASSIVE fans of completely nonsensical jokes and we want some new ones.

For example:

"Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a tomato."

"Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? It was dead."

"What's the difference between an orange and a telephone pole? Because motorcycles don't have doors! HAHAHAHAHA!"

How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a meadow and make carrot noises.



Tell me as many as you can,
funniest joke (in myself and my brothers opinion) wins the points!
By the way,
Usually the shorter ones are better, but if you have an awesome long joke, you can throw it in as well.

[CathyC]

What do you call a currant with any legs?

A Currant.

[jetfinch]

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

[itsme]

Y did the cow not eat the grass? The grass was was made of plastic..

[Unregistered]

My school was so tough...the yearbook was shaped like a canoe!

[Shalma]

funnny................

[alex4785]

Hey guys... share here funniest joke ever.