What would happen if I were to smoke my boyfriend's sperm?

**SpiritLamb** · 08-17-2009, 05:37 AM

I'm curious: What would happen if I were to smoke my boyfriend's sperm?

Don't pee your pants laughing. This is a serious question.lol

**PabloN** · 08-17-2009, 05:38 AM

Are u fucking kidding?? How are u gonna smoke liquid??
That , first of all, and second of all, thats not gonna do u any good...

**‡Ðåmien‡** · 08-17-2009, 05:39 AM

then you would anger the sperm and they would come back and kill you.
try it then get back to us on your progress with that one...

**ErteE** · 08-17-2009, 05:45 AM

Your throat would swell up while your lungs would try to push out the foreign smoke, which would turn to liquid in your lungs and you would try to cough it out but your throat would be swollen so you would suffocate and die. And at your funeral, your entire family is so disgusted that they only show up to defecate your grave.

**Keena** · 08-17-2009, 05:46 AM

no boyfriend
i dumped the motherfucker 2 months ago

**KristyB** · 08-17-2009, 05:47 AM

Nothin belive me I have been there done that?

**StJimmy** · 08-20-2009, 05:32 AM

Very bad things!!

**scottplatukis** · 08-20-2009, 05:34 AM

yeah you dumb fcuk try lighting a non-combustible liquid on fire

**IrisK** · 08-22-2009, 05:41 AM

not possible

**Kavya** · 08-22-2009, 05:41 AM

Nothing, semen is a liquid.

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