Kenny Rogers is on my front porch, drunk and wont leave. How do I get rid of him...?

**kylieM** · 08-15-2009, 05:53 AM

Hand him your bottle, let him take down the last swallow
Then offer a cigarette and offer him a light

Then maybe somewhere in the darkness you can hope that he'll break even... if it worked for the Gambler, it can work for you too.

**HePeLovecraft** · 08-15-2009, 05:54 AM

suck his wang

**bgbbill** · 08-15-2009, 05:54 AM

sleep with him. it could kill him with no mess. just call the morgue to pick up the dead body!! lmao

**Gothika** · 08-17-2009, 05:33 AM

Sing one of his songs in the wrong key, that should get rid of him

**Gothika** · 08-17-2009, 05:34 AM

Sing one of his songs in the wrong key, that should get rid of him

**lobo27** · 08-17-2009, 05:38 AM

Put fire crackers up his nose and walk around with a propane torch.

**Megan** · 08-17-2009, 05:38 AM

Grab a rifle and tell him to get off of your property. Think redneck!

**Chester™Level3Finally** · 08-25-2009, 05:41 AM

At least he's out of the cellar.
Just ignore him and join us down here. The buzzards will have the best of him.

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