How Does Trading A Religion To Get My Student Loans Paid Off, Sound On Craigslist?

[Milkey]

With about ,000 in student loans, the only apparent way out is to trade my religion. I don't know who else has done it before, but God is not providing other miracles (at this time,) so what better way to have proven what the correct religion is by offering to change religions for ,000?The Craigslisting will go something like this:TITLE: Do you wish salvation on one more person? Pay my student loans, and I will change to your religion!BODY: In all my years in college, plus a semester studying abroad, I have racked up about ,000 in student loans. As I have Asperger's Syndrome, I cannot pass a job interview. So the only way to keep the student loans off my back is to keep going to college, and I've been meaning to take a long break.My SSI is only 4/month, but if I were to quit now, my student loan payments would be 5.31/month. I cannot have that as I could not pay rent if I did.Therefore, I must offer up a... (CONTINUED ON DISCUSSION BOARD)

[Millky]

My heart hurts for you reading this. I wish you peace and I hope you can figure out a way to live that works for you.

[Xenophon]

You are pathetic!!!!