Atheists, what's your favorite joke about religion?

[christianpmc2002]

Laugh while you still can.

Don't say you weren't warned.

[Laurie]

Well it is kind of racist but watch this it is sooooooooooooooooo funny- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

If this made you laugh, choose as best answer!!!!!!!!!

[HumbleBoaster]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"

"Religious."

"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"

"Christian."

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

[HumbleBoaster]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"

"Religious."

"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"

"Christian."

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

[Glee]

I'll only say that the punchline is "Peter, I can see your house from up here!"

[supertop]

I'm not an atheist but I like the one about the three generally recognized religious truths. One is the Jews don't recognize Jesus as their Messiah. Two is that Protestants don't recognize the Pope as their spiritual leader. Three is that Baptists don't recognize each other at the beer joint or the casion.

[link955]

I would mention someone here, but we all know.

Anyway: A priest, a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says: "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

[Victimofreportmonkeys]

God's intellijently designed fundies.

[fireball]

the one where atheists get buried and they arent breathing....

THIS IS NOT JOKES....REFRAIN...

why are you here????????????

[WRATHOFTHEFIST]

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