What type of combat gear should I sport on Black Friday?

[MrseLovett]

umpire stuff at the very least good luck cuz i got a sword and armor!

[schultzieknowsbest]

something
suggestive ,low cut and clingy.........
that was contact ,right?

[Tigger]

If you wait until 09:00 your time, you will be able to walk right in and pick up your prize, pay and walk out. The Stores will not be near as packed tomorrow as they have been in years past. We do not have the money for honey.

[TomFoolery]

Mace, a cattle prod(you can borrow mine..hubba-hubba) assless chaps and one of those canned air horns(for senior citizen shoppers).

[Bobbyt]

wtf?

[PocketProtectorate]

And while you're at it...

Bake me one of those mini-cakes in that Betty Crocker Toy Oven whose only source of cooking heat is a lightbulb...

(It only takes 3 hours to bake...)

[Nat]

pepper spray

[MrSLondontXLIIIt]

I suggest that you sport Camouflage Combat Gear to suit the terrain that you will be in & that you go 'commando' underneath to keep your cool & your body as fresh as possible on Black Friday ! Be daring ! Why not ?

[remoserjr107]

It Will Be a Real "Battlefield" out There, for Sure...!!

[hairhorn]

cleats