Celebrity Parody, help?

[Bobby Soxr Zombie]

So, for English we have to make a parody of Hamlet's "To Be Or Not To Be" speech.
And it has to be about a celebrity.

But I have no idea who to do it on (I don't really care too much for celebrity gossip and what not). And I don't even know where to start.

Any ideas would be really helpful! Thank you!

[karen_03625]

Lindsay Lohan........
to drink or not to drink

Britney Spears........
wear underwear, don't wear underwear

[Seriously?]

the Olsen Girl - to eat or not to eat that is the question

[Greek the Freak]

britney spears?
to do drugs or not to do

to wear underwear or not to wear