Celebrity Parody, help?

So, for English we have to make a parody of Hamlet's "To Be Or Not To Be" speech.
And it has to be about a celebrity.

But I have no idea who to do it on (I don't really care too much for celebrity gossip and what not). And I don't even know where to start.

Any ideas would be really helpful! Thank you!

the Olsen Girl - to eat or not to eat that is the question

britney spears?
to do drugs or not to do
to wear underwear or not to wear