World's Worst Pick Up Lines?

• Mar 28, 2009

• #1

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AskABlackGuy

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Mar 11, 2008

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Do you know a really cheesy pickup line?


Let's here it!
Wow is this a Cheetos factory, cuz it's getting real cheesy in here

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #2

A

aerikn95

New member

Mar 28, 2009

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ayyyyyyy

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #3

B

Bored

Member

May 15, 2008

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if you were a booger i'd pick you first

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #4

R

Rigo

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Jul 24, 2008

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Great legs, what time do they open?

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #5

M

meovaheret

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Mar 28, 2009

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Your feet must be tired, cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

can i borrow some money? I promised my mom i'd calll her when i fell in love.

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #6

T

Tim

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May 12, 2008

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Excuse me do you work for ups? I thought I saw you checkin out my package.

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #7

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Rachlx

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Mar 28, 2009

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looooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddds


if u were in McDonalds, u'd b McGorgeous

Are your legs tired? cus u runnin thru my mind

I have a PhD. A pretty huge d****

If I said you had a fantastic body, would you hold it against me?

Here's 10p, go and call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight..

Can u catch? cus ive got a couple of balls cummin ur way!

I dont believe weve met. Im Mister/Miss Right

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #8

S

Snarf

New member

Jun 5, 2008

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If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #9

J

Jemn

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Mar 28, 2009

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Wanna play post office. I'll let you lick.

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #10

E

ElianeP

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Mar 28, 2009

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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #11

C

ChandlerT

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Jan 21, 2009

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is your dad a terrorist, because your the bomb.

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #12

T

TDFAIRY

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Mar 28, 2009

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #13

M

Mike

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May 13, 2008

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i lost my number can i have yours?

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #14

A

AmberSlovessjoejonas

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Mar 28, 2009

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Did you just fart? Cause your blowin me away

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #15

¢

¢hr¹§±¡åñå

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Mar 28, 2009

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Are you from tennessee?
Cause your the only ten I see.

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #16

T

Tibs99

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Aug 9, 2008

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"You must be a parking ticket, cause u got fine written all over."

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #17

C

c_marie

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Dec 23, 2008

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is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #18

N

NikkiMarie

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Mar 28, 2009

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Hey, your the discovery channel, and you just got cable.

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #19

M

mLivinTillIDiem

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Mar 22, 2009

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if we were in da alphabet, u n i would be together

 

• Mar 28, 2009

• #20

D

Diggler

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Feb 12, 2009

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Pardon me ma'am, Do you mind if i snake around in your clam.