World's Worst Pick Up Lines?

**ChandlerT** · 03-28-2009, 05:10 PM

is your dad a terrorist, because your the bomb.

**TDFAIRY** · 03-28-2009, 05:10 PM

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

**Mike** · 03-28-2009, 05:10 PM

i lost my number can i have yours?

**AmberSlovessjoejonas** · 03-28-2009, 05:10 PM

Did you just fart? Cause your blowin me away

**¢hr¹§±¡åñå** · 03-28-2009, 05:10 PM

Are you from tennessee?
Cause your the only ten I see.

**Tibs99** · 03-28-2009, 05:10 PM

"You must be a parking ticket, cause u got fine written all over."

**c_marie** · 03-28-2009, 05:11 PM

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

**NikkiMarie** · 03-28-2009, 05:11 PM

Hey, your the discovery channel, and you just got cable.

**mLivinTillIDiem** · 03-28-2009, 05:11 PM

if we were in da alphabet, u n i would be together

**Diggler** · 03-28-2009, 05:11 PM

Pardon me ma'am, Do you mind if i snake around in your clam.

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